Even though Monday falls a day after actual Valentines day, we just don’t give a monkeys. Everybody hates Sunday anyway, it’s the most boring day of the week and statistically the day you’re least likely to get your oats. Mondays however herald the start of a new week, with a plethora of new opportunities for success, love and most of all getting your oats. Vaentines Party! Come and get loved up with us cynical old sods on Monday 15th February!